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Toque's World of Warcraft Fitness Program!

This is my own article that I wrote and published back on 7/25/06. It was originally posted on the WoW General Forums and had 3 Blue responses and 15+ pages of replies. That thread was lost when the WoW Forums got a new design. I developed a (jokingly, yet true) fitness program for WoW players to help them keep in shape even when playing the game. The responses on the General Forums prompted me to also write Part B, which is accessible from the link.

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Toque's Gnome Druid Movement - Next WoW Expansion!

My original article I published on my gaming website blog back on 8/25/06. This is my joking proposition of Blizzard's next World of Warcraft expansion: THE RETURN TO GNOMEREGAN! The only way we gnomes will ever be able to take back Gnomeregan for good is by getting gnome druids as a playable race/class combo so we can use the Cure Poison ability on the city. Comes complete with Photoshopped images I created of what gnome druids would look like along with the expansion cover design.

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Toque's Official Gnome Healers Proposal

My original article I published on my gaming website blog back on 8/26/06. This is my official proposal to Blizzard and the general public, defending gnomes everywhere and their need to have a healer class choice available to them. This article covers all of the lore reasons and logic as to why and how gnome healers should be possible. Updated with a series of Photoshopped pictures I created of gnomes in each of the healer class' tier 3 gear, which I call "The Gnome Healer Series" on 9/28/0

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100% Accurate Murloc Translator: Toque's Murloc Metamorphoser

In this article I describe the development of the 100% accurate murloc translator that I created called the Murloc Metamorphoser. Previous attempts at murloc translation was full of errors and caused bad miscommunication (as shown in the article), but this translator dialect is error-free. I also discuss the history & lore of the murloc language, and the article links directly to the fully operational Murloc Metamorphoser for your use. Its URL is http://www.pinktoque.com/index.php?p=murloc.php

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Murlocs Have Blogs?!

Mukluk the Murloc is an avid blogger. Not only is she a murloc that blogs about her adventures across Azeroth, but she writes in the murloc language when she does so! The murloc dialect that she blogs in is completely translatable thanks to the 100% accurate Murloc Metamorphoser (translator) that I developed recently, and can be accessed from her blog for your use. Mukluk has friends featured on her blog and takes amazing pictures of her around the world of Azeroth. Great site.

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